Hello. Me name Daddy Monster. Me like eat meat, sing like thunder and dance like earthquake, and chase boys and girls with big, booming RRAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! You be me friend and me lock you up and pet you, and love you, and hug you, and squeeze you all up!!! HAAHAAHAA!!!
While me big like giant and seem scary, me gentle and like to play. Me teddy bear physique and big toothy grin make me good company. Me promise not to harm you and me ask you not throw stone or come at me with pitchfork or stick of fire. Me look like big hairy ogre; but inside, me feel like Hodor from Game of Throne. He best friend!
Me want to write and tell story. Many story. Some good but some bad. Me try and make joke to make smile, although some too sad and may make tear. But me hope you learn and enjoy from story. Feel free to leave comment or cookie after story. Me like cookie!!! But no raisin; me no like raisin cookie. HAAHAAHAA!!!
Have good day and me see you next time. Me like you, new friend!
